Too Young To Be Grumpy

That's me that is - I am a monkey. A monkey in a big zoo. I come to work, I sit, I type, I go home. I don't enjoy. I've been examining the wonders that might exist outside this infinite loop I am stuck in, and they are, tautologically, wonderous. I have decided I need a plan. A plan of action. A 2 year plan. In two years I will be not only working for myself, but working in a nice environment. I've decided. Although I don't think I'll move to Fiji, I'm going to have to start calling myself Dave Lister as he always wanted a farm in Fiji. It gives me a headache just being here. If only money wasn't so important....